Genuine Cookie Fortunes: Number One of an Infinite Series

Chinese Fortune cookies often contain astonishing pronouncements.

From time to time they will be quoted here exactly as found within the original cookie.

Number One:

Only listen to fortune cookie,
disregard all other fortune telling
units.

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